To Ferret or not to Ferret.

You may know that it is illegal to sell ferrets in California, but why? You can own them, but not legally purchase them. In my research, the state government is afraid that they will overpopulate the area. That is why it is vital to go through this long process of getting them neutered, vaccinated, etc, before the state will even allow you to let them be permitted. If these requirements are not met, the animal will not be legalized for you to own, and if you do it anyway, and the ferret is found out about, the "fish and game" warden will come and take him or her away. You ALSO have to travel out of state to get the ferret. I'm planning on making the purchase of a ferret in October. I'm traveling to Nevada to pick up my baby and when i come back to California i have to get a permit, 4 shots over a time of 3 weeks, a rabies shot, two canine distemper shots, three weeks apart, then yearly boosters. I also have to have its anal glands removed. How much is all this costing me is my question?

Here is just the first round of expenses
Ferret? $150
Vaccinations? $200
Spay or Neutered? $150
Permit? $300
Anal gland removal? $100
Yearly boosters? $75 each
Cages? $250
Food? $30
Treats? $20
Toys, Hammock, tubes, etc? $150

Hmmm $1425...

Calling my baby Cheeseburger and having him steal my keys every chance he or she gets, priceless :-)

Some ferret facts.

They STINK.
Ferret in Latin means "little thief" TRUE. They will steal and hide everything they can.
They always need attention. If they do not receive the right amount become depressed.
They have a very particular diet. EXPENSIVE diet.
Typical Life Span 5 – 8 years (over 10 years is sadly very rare)
Born deaf. Begin to hear at around 34 days.
Born with eyes closed. Eyes begin to open at around 34 days.
They can come across more diseases than any other pet.
If you bathe them they smell even more.
But they are soo cute!

Enjoy!!!

Today's Facts!!

Did you know that just one cow can produce more than 2030 hamburgers!! That's 1/4 pounder hamburgers per cow!

And heifers can produce over 200,000 glasses of milk!!

Who wants to invest in some livestock with me????

:-)

So, TMZ Posted this picture of Megan Fox with the ever famous "camel toe". Its become at least a weekly thing on celebrity gossip sites spotting women A-lister's and their toes. It happens to everone so why are just women picked picked on all the time! I call BS. I was told recently by a guy friend that the visionary of the "toe" is like a tease of what the potential of the vajj will look like but on the outer layer of clothing. So does that mean all women? I've seen some gnarley V shapes in my time and if thats a turn on for you boys, I REALLY need to learn more about the male mind then. So my biggest problem is what about the men??!! At least our toes don't have bulges pouring out of each side of the center of their pants.. Men with stick shifts cars know what i'm talking about. I hear they are the worst..Lets see some of my favorites :-)

"The Bull Heel" Nuf said.

I think they stuffed, but "The Special Package"

Im not sure if this is a man, but close enough! "The Horse Mouth"

(all pictures were provided by TMZ and Google)

My name is Olivia???

OK, OBVIOUSLY, Facebook and Myspace has become the assholes of today's youth. We all have them. Facebook seemingly is for the older crowd and Myspace for the underprivileged little girls looking for attention.
So, I'm guessing you have probably taken those ridiculous quizzes on facebook that determines your fate on "What state are you supposed to live in?" Or, "How many children will you have?" or, "What's the first letter of the person who loves you?" And my favorite.. "What were your parents supposed to name you?".


Who the hell comes up with these??? I know you can make your own quizzes, and put your own questions and answers but if Facebook is for "the adults" then why do we get results like this?:


"Heather took the What should your parents have named you? quiz and the result is Olivia

You are active and aggressive, but also very beautiful. You have many friends and are very popular among the boys."

Ummmm....Olivia????? Who the H-E-Double hockey sticks named Olivia is popular among boys?

If anything my own name would make me that way, apparently, Heather is one of THE most popular Porn names of this decade..

Hmm, soo answer me a question, why are these quizzes so popular to take? Is it to see something different about yourself? Because your bored? Or is it because people are insecure and need to see answers to things from other sources other than themselves??

A little logic on Boys

If you haven't figured this out yet, boys are different than girls. Ladies, here's how it is, we think emotionally, and guys think logically. That's all there is to it. So when you get upset that your hubby doesn't always bring you flowers, or doesn't always want to cook you dinner and come to you at your becking call, it's because they don't have vaginas. If you are one of those lucky few that have that guy, then they were raised by the mothers, loved on too much and kids probably threw rocks at them on the playground. There is no changing him either. If he wants to be excited to do things for you, he will, don't force it, if you do it WILL piss him off and he will want to defy you more. Be his girlfriend, not his mother.